The Brady Bunch Christmas Carol
Here's The Xmas Story of That 90's Sit Com Family
This is ridiculous! Now I am starting to get requests. Merry Christian Orthodox Christmas in keeping with the situation!
On the Sixth Day of Christmas my Recasting Choice would be..
The Eternal Sister’s Shadow - Jan Brady – Ebenezer Scrooge – Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!”
Marcia Brady – Marley’s Ghost - Hates her nose, is "destroyed” when she gets braces, snitches on Brother Greg smoking, and wants to press charges when her diary is stolen.
Mrs. June Cleaver – Ghost of Christmas Past -TV’s Most Sensible Mom can handle these Brady Brats and say please.
Ghost of Christmas Present – Bobby, Peter, Greg, and Cindy Brady - always telling Jan what to do.
Lois Griffin – Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come - “You all think Christmas just happens. You think all this goodwill just falls from the freakin' sky. Well, it doesn't! It falls out of my holly jolly butt! So you can cook your own damn turkey. Wrap your own damn presents. And hey, while you're at it, you can all ride a one horse open sleigh to hell!”
Mike Brady – Bob Kratchit – He's always working.
Carol Brady – Mrs. Kratchit left alone with three kids to raise… so SIX?
Cousin Oliver – Tiny Tim –Ooh! Oliver said the word sex in the last episode. Shades of Stewie Griffin yet to come?
Mrs. Dilber – Alice Nelson – “If there's anything I can't stand, it's a perfect kid. And SIX of 'em, yecch!
Mr Fezziwig – Sam the Butcher – gave Alice a Bowling Ball in lieu of an engagement ring. “When I saw it, I thought it was right up your alley.”
Six Sit Com Siblings fighting over Five Bowls of Lasagna for Four Siamese shadows, scaring Three dog-blasted-ornery-no-acount-long-eared-varmaints, Two bottles of Prozac and Tony Soprano joined by Yosemite Sam trying to whack the flea-bitten Tribble drinking Romulan Ale in theTree.
