Who's the Meanest Man in Comedy? Only one ciggy-smoking, whiskey-swilling Irish ass came to mind when I started thinking about Merry F%$@IN Christmas!
On the Second Day of Christmas - (and there are SOOOOOO many to choose from!!!) My Final Casting Choice would be...
Denis Leary – Scrooge
Steven Wright – Marley’s Ghost
David Letterman – Ghost of Christmas Past
Jon Stewart – Ghost of Christmas Present
Stephen Colbert – Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
Larry David – Bob Cratchit
Cheryl Hines – Mrs. Cratchit
Verne Troyer – Tiny Tim
Eddie Izzard– Fred
Margaret Cho – Mrs. Dilber
****Two Highballs of Jack Daniels, and a Tumbler of Glenmorangie Single Malt for O'Toole and Leary in a Tree. ***
