A Really Cool Christmas Carol
Who is more cool than this dancing Meanie and quoting him is a required course!!!
I don't need to be made to look evil. I can do that on my own. Listen to me, if I hear you quoting Christopher Walken again, I'll cut your head off.
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, My Casting Choice would be...
Christopher Walken - Scrooge
Dennis Hopper – Marley’s Ghost
Jack Black - Bob Cratchit
Joan Cusack - Mrs. Cratchit
Morgan Freeman – Ghost of Christmas Past
Jack Nicholson - Ghost of Christmas Present
Billy Bob Thornton – Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
Mrs. Dilber –Minnie Driver
Fred – Zack Braff
Tiny Tim –Abergail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine)
****Eight Fat Boy Slim Jigs, S-S-S-S-S-S- even Cartons of Milk, Six Dirty Martinis, Five Effing Goolllllllllld Claims, Four Pints of Duff Beer, Three Vats of Mead, Two Highballs of Jack Daniels, and a Round of Irish whiskey and Glenmorangie Single Malts for O'Toole, Leary, Falstaff and Barney Gumble, Calamity Jane and Stewie and Towelie getting high with Walken at The Sexy Party in a Tree.***
