A Female Christmas Carol

Meryl Streep's fashion tyrant Miranda Priestly who lives in a world where “size six is the new fourteen” is the height of Scrooge chic. That's all....

On the 10th day of Christmas My Casting Choice would be …

Meryl Streep - (Miranda Priestly –The Devil Wears Prada) - Ebenezer Scrooge

Meryl Streep - (Lisa Metzger– Prime) - Marley’s Ghost

Meryl Streep - (Ethel Rosenburg - Angels in America) - Ghost of Christmas Past

Meryl Streep - (The Angel of Australia – Angels in America) - Ghost of Christmas Present

Meryl Streep - (Madeline Ashton - Death Becomes Her- remember that neck twist!…yeesh.. ) -Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

Meryl Streep - (Rabbi- Angels in America) - Bob Cratchit

Meryl Streep - (Francesca Johnson – The Bridges of Madison County) - Mrs. Cratchit

Meryl Streep – (Helen Archer – Ironweed) - Mrs. Dilber

Meryl Streep ( Gail Hartman – The River Wild) - Fred

Meryl Streep – (Jessica Lovejoy – The Simpsons) - Tiny Tim

****Ten Pairs of Manolo Blahniks, Nine Viles of Vicodin, Eight Fat Boy Slim Jigs, S-S-S-S-S-S- even Cartons of Milk, Six Dirty Martinis, Five Effing Goolllllllllld Claims, Four Pints of Duff Beer, Three Vats of Mead, Two Highballs of Jack Daniels, and Another Round of Irish whiskey and Glenmorangie Single Malts for O'Toole, Leary, Falstaff, Walken, and Barney Gumble, while Stewie, House and Miranda Priestly are having a Rude Off – (Miranda’s winning) and Towelie's still getting high on Vicodin at The Sexy Party as Calamity Jane climbs back up the Tree.***